My Two Year Old Could Have Made This

Relax. David Hockney can draw.

Let me simplify this for you: it’s called naive art (ordinarily, this term refers to art made by people without formal training).

Yes, I know you have an opinion. I mean who could deny you one? Yes, it counts. No, I’m not being sarcastic. Okay, a little. Yes. You do have the complete right to believe that this kind of art is…